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Evading Simple Mechanical Classification

I will ignore questions I have already answered.

Office is empty and yet productivity took a sharp nosedive.

Thanks MaddenGIFerator.

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dinosaursandotherawesomestuff:

vardoeger:

dinosaursandotherawesomestuff:

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"Anaconda" is illegal too?! Lmao. I got bounced for "Rice"

Rice is up there with Adolf, Osama, and Stalin too.

Daniel Snyder too apparently. They must be proud.

I’m having fun with phonetic work-arounds tho’. Try Annakonda.

We’re cleared for “weenies”.

Can’t call them breasts, but “tiddays”, “tiddehs” and “bress” are a go as well.

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dinosaursandotherawesomestuff:

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vardoeger replied to your photo
"Anaconda" is illegal too?! Lmao. I got bounced for "Rice"

Rice is up there with Adolf, Osama, and Stalin too.

Daniel Snyder too apparently. They must be proud.

I’m having fun with phonetic work-arounds tho’. Try Annakonda.

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Worth Repeating

eyan-j:

You don’t get to hide behind being a member of an oppressed or marginalized group when you run off at the mouth and someone calls you on it. ESPECIALLY when that shit totally contradicts everything you’ve ever said in an act of activism. 

Feel your hurt. Express your hurt.  Just remember that you could just as easily say something that offends someone to their core and you being a part of *insert said group* is not a goddamn wall of 16ft thick steel and concrete to be used as a smoke screen for your words. 

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THE MADDEN GIFERATOR

Do they know what they’ve done tho’?

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An unresponsive plane approached and then entered our airspace.

As the campus started to evacuate as a precaution because the klaxons from the nuclear facility sounded, my boss quietly cut through the crowds, got in his car and went the fuck home.

Vegan just called him on his mobile to figure out what to do next and he only asked what the piss were we all still doing here. He already cancelled classes for the department via Email. “See you cannon fodder, Monday.”

Never been more proud.

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vardoeger:

Klaxons are going off and it’s well past the first of the month. I think something is up.

Got shuttled out of the building just in time to see some wicked jets fly overhead.

Shit is definitely going down but they haven’t shut down the campus yet.

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Klaxons are going off and it’s well past the first of the month. I think something is up.

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